Waltz’s Blofeld is really only a couple steps away from Dr. Evil, if that. The movie tries to wink at this by giving Blofeld a white cat who stalks around his office, but I’m not actually sure that’s a wink, and the kitsch is incongruous regardless

Sounds less like Moore as Bond as more like Simon Pegg as Nick Angel.

Was that after the Wash vs Giants game? I was there. Joe didn’t say that, Lawrence Taylor did. And it wasn’t to him, but to his 12 year old daughter standing next to him.

I like the idea of one of the new L.A. Stadia could end up resembling the People’s Palace, complete with underground tunnel network.

If the Army is paying this much for a flag ceremony, I’m terrified to think about what they pay for other shit. “Hey guys, why don’t you build a submarine for us and then we’ll also pay you to rent that submarine? And then you can fuck our wives. HERE’S FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS THANKS.”

At least Nicu was good at killing bears.

Well, or create a developmental league in an area that would be able to support it

In the spirit of Lance Berkman’s fight against tolerance: Fuck you, asshole.

Let me tell you a story. One sunny spring day, I’m going in and out of the nest, moving sand, carrying out the dead, hauling giant-ass leaves around for everyone to eat. Now I’m not saying I’m better than anyone else, just that I keep my head down and do my work, just like everyone’s supposed to, right? Next thing you…

Disgusting baseball chin human being

I had to read ‘RAWMPEHNT KAHRUPSHUN’ like 10 times, and it still didn’t click till I read it out loud.

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(This is a partial duplicate of a post I made in a sub-sub-thread, but because it’s relevant to so many people’s points/questions (and the headline of the article claiming an injury “epidemic”) I wanted to post it as a standalone:

As ThomasMurphySullivan said, I recently wrote a series over at FO describing NFL…

This is not getting enough dad-joke votes.

God bless us, each and every one.

Jonah Javad: Is a hot dog a sandwich?

GIVE ME MY FACKING DAHBLE BAHGAH.

Reporter: Percy, let’s get your opinion — do you think a hot dog is a sandwich?

I don’t know the answer to this question (actually, I totally do: no, it’s not).... but given that this is the Bills, I do know that someone will inevitably get flagged for a personal foul.

Unsuspecting audience members became the subjects of paid-marketing campaigns rather than simply bearing witness to teams’ authentic, voluntary shows of support for the brave men and women who wear our nation’s uniform