Maybe this is our revenge for the Stamp Act, or something? IT’S THE 1-6 FUCKHOLES VS. THE 2-5 DICKJIZZ STREAMING LIVE ON ASK JEEVES!

As a lonely, desperate alcoholic who can seldom justify drinking before 10am, I fully support this plan.

right? But this will go away so we can all go back to calling Greg Hardy “Hitler v.2”

Nationals owner Ted Lerner is the 86th richest person in the world with an estimated net worth of $5.9 billion.

Typical Deadspin turning a simple error into some huge crisis. Old ass Ted Lerner said “Get the black” and Rizzo misunderstood.

“I smoked weed with Jimi Hendrix.”

R.I.P. Stephen Strasburg’s right arm, 1988-Sometime in the Fall of 2016

Thomas Edison will be forgotten if the Giants keep up this pace of inventing new ways to lose.

Washington - Matt Williams = Playoff Team.

He’s already gone. They’re going to make him a qualifying offer, which no player ever accepts, and then he will be on his way.

Do I not seem calm?

“I suck now.” —Kobe Bryant, November 1, 2015

And you know things are bad when Raymond Felton is tearing you up

The only problem the Lakers have, is that other teams will also have the cap space to spend as well with the new salary cap. I think there are some decent young pieces there, but management has been pretty ridiculous lately, and I don’t think it’s like before where the Lakers have the market cornered on all good FA’s.…

Old Man Kobe And The Young Lakers Are Fun As Hell

Too bad this applies even more to the team they beat in the NLCS ;)

+ Eight Men Out

they didn’t play that well, and they gave away this World Series.