Eh, we had a nice run. It always felt like we were playing with house money.

Ah, and there goes your lolMets for the series.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Affirmed.

It was like watching Barbaro try to finish the Preakness.

Niese was cruising on 13 pitches so naturally let’s take him out

(I’m a Terry Collins well wisher in that I wish I could throw him down a well.

He's spent the last 2 months of the season looking like that.

Reed spent the entire 12th inning looking like he could wet his pants at any moment.

Matt Harvey: “No way I’m going back in the game.”
Terry Collins: (Hears “No way! I’m going back in the game!”)

(I like parenthesis too!)

After an uncharacteristic season, the Mets have finally pulled things together so that they can be back to Metsing once again.

YO LOOK AT THAT PASS MY GUY! LOOK AT THAT SHIT!

As a Pats fan who knows his team has engaged in shady stuff...part of me loves that teams are always so paranoid about them. If you’re entering the game thinking the Pats already know what you’re doing, you’ve already lost.

HOT TAKE ALERT!

Or- it’s a NY blog writing about a NY team, and histrionics is your default setting.

He’s the worst. I liked him for about 10 minutes, then realized every column of his was:

Every time I think Simmons can’t be more of a douche, he proves me wrong. Every damned time.

Don’t be so cavallari with their health

+1 whooping cough