My hope is that Chris Long flexes his tats and intimidates them into declining, but he can’t do that to the two QBs

...no, Jeffrey quieted down because they put Gilmore on him, and then Rowe and Richards were lit up by others

And for the aspiring theologian, you can find that passage in the Gospel according to St. Richard, Chapter 6, Verse 9

“Although Wentz will most likely regain the starting QB job next season due to superior talent...”

Between the missed 2 pt conversion and the alternative of down at the 1, this might have turned out to be a god send for the Pats but for the sack fumble

...except that dude is *his son*

...so like the only guys going to White House on the Eagles are, what, Foles and Wentz?

They responded to putting Gilmore on him by lighting up Rowe and Richards, the latter so bad he got benched at the half, only to come back in when Chung got injured

“Enter the Fucktomb”

And also when you want half the team to come down with MRSA to punish Brady for using Alex Guerrero

Greg Schiano is who Drew himself would choose to be D.C., in order to ensure Brady is somehow facing a 14 point deficit at kickoff every game of the season

Also, don’t get me wrong:

...I mean only because Jeff Fisher is out of work

Plenty of Philly fans demonstrated better coaching skills last night while shitfaced and wrecking their city than about 2/3 of the NFL, or maybe even 3/4

Browner wrote it, but Hightower liked that post knowing everyone will find out

Yes. No other coach but Belichick is capable of reaching the super bowl despite also being capable of making such a bad show against an offense headed by someone like Foles. Anyone else would finish, like 7-9 at best

I don’t think this was a conscious decision to lose the super bowl

I may have heatedly exaggerated on Belichick’s, uh, personal character

McDaniels did great and Brady played almost literally the game of his life even with the sack fumble

This shit has some “Last Night of the Yankee Dynasty” stink to it