Bart Scott can’t wait for someone to make a gif of this

Be fair. The grease is still doing a better job covering their man than anyone on the Pats secondary tonight

Because that was a revenge game against essentially the exact Giants team that had killed the undefeated season, and was lost in heartbreaking rerun of the 2008 game, only in 2012 the Manningham catch was just purely great football instead of the messiness of the Helmet Catch. And topping it all off Welker just…

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

Acid fumes will do that to you even if you haven’t been consuming nothing but cheesesteak hoagies for the past 72 hours

I’m so annoyed people keep saying if the Eagles win or lose their fans will burn the city down. It’s ridiculous

What’s a little friendly nut tapping between blood enemies?

You get a bunch of pasty looking white dudes around a table?

“But kicking dudes in the nut sack is just part of the game”

Obviously U should be Upperclassman given he’s a Junior

FACK YOU THAHT FRENCHY QUEAH JAWHN JAHHK ROOZOH DOES *NAWT* SPEAK FOAH US

His balls, of course, have long since entered Valhalla

The real question is what NBC’ll do if the basis for George Costanza wins the presidency in 2020

Karbala is so fun to write as Tommy

Even better, the classic Khomeini line, adapted for Boston:

THEAH IS NOAH GOAWHD BAHT GOAWHD AHND BIG MO IS HIS PROAHFIT

It’s really from beating the Yankees

...he’s also a fairly outspoken black man

Beta?! Brother, that’s an alpha move now. Do you know how many right wing snowflakes are boycotting the super bowl on top of the rest of the NFL season?