What do you think Kevin Love’s “illness” was?

“I will knock you the fuck out”

Bird but he’s only in it as a legacy

“Well Al, you gotta move the chains in the National Football League!”

Nothing gives you a warm, fuzzy feeling for your team like seeing your coach cosplaying as an officer of a 30s era Central or Eastern European security service

Or to put it in another way:

...uh, if my kinja name didn’t give it away, I’m a Boston sports fan, buddy

Real talk: there’s no way Alex Reimer doesn’t call the kid a fag by Monday

“DEADSPIN SNOW IDIOTS”

That’s a really high true shooting % for a mayor anywhere, let alone the Tristate Area

The Chechens have taken on the Bulgarians’ old role on that

CAS secretary general Matthieu Reeb continued: “the duffel bags full of Euros next to the graphic pictures of radiation poisoning and human bodies being thrown from great heights in no way influenced our decision”

...why did Kenneth Parcell go back to college?

“Obviously fans are going wild in New Jersey, too. The mayor of Collingswood declared it against the law to fly a Patriots flag. The borough will shut off the water of anyone refusing to take down a Pats flag. (He was joking, probably.)”

“Catches too much shit”

When Radiolab interviewed the folks for the Dinopocalypse story a couple years back, they noted that the impact event at Chicxulub would have kicked up dust particles that when falling back to earth super heated the entire planet to temperatures equivalent to a pizza oven on high

Don’t forget the “your mother” disses. He’ll be hearing from Sarah Jessica Parker’s lawyers soon

...of an Argentine military helicopter over the South Atlantic?

Thank you for responding! Is the Croke study on Count Marcellinus worth reading on top of the translation?

I’ve really enjoyed your pieces here rounding up the depth of the collapse in the West; I just don’t understand why even professional historians outside Classics and Late Antiquity are so antipathetic to using a date other than 476