God damn it I’m getting teary eyed thinking of him just going to town in his budhole this weekend

Pal, it’s really on you that you can’t appreciate what is inarguably the finest show on network and possibly all of tv right now

SEE GRONK LAUGH TOO

Brother, any right thinking Pats fan - like you and me - should honor the memory of Jacksonville’s finest citizen, pater patriae Jason Mendoza, and just accept that this may not be our year, but, rather, the year of what is easily one of Northeastern Florida’s Top 10 Swamp Cities

GRONK LAUGH AT TOMMY FOR JAMMING ON HAND TOO HARD BECAUSE GRONK HAS DONE THAT [giggles] BUT THEN GRONK LEARN GRAVITY OF INJURY SITUATION AND NOW GRONK SAD

Mentioning these two teams is like discussing The Troubles or the Intifadas

No, no, no, this is Brazil

Oo oo I know!

“Oh, it’s nothin’ Bob, just anudder slight heart attack”

List of possible candidates for new national gymnastic center:

What makes a Dukie mindlessly defend his school on the internet? Lust for gold? Power? Or was he just born with a heart full of dukebaggery?

Not many people know that “Ingenious Free Kick Fakeout” is the constitutionally-mandated requirement to initiate impeachment proceedings in Brazil — unfortunately for her, Dilma Rousseff’s keeper got complacent and caused a constitutional crisis

Never forget this man is fundamentally responsible for Manning not being Marino and retiring without a ring because he never would have gone to Denver

+25 years to life

Yes, this is correct

Y’know, you may well be the first Vikings fan in recorded history to dislike Meatloaf

Another example:

This can only mean that Charles Smith’s son was stuffed four times on an easy layup underneath the basket to put away the game

For example: there’s a reason every fantasy football app on the planet has a little icon to remind you a game is being played in a dome