God damn it Patrick you can’t print a headline like this and not let us know the unibrow is ok

Definitely Judge Humor

“So first of all, we’re in the south,” Checkers COO Tera Black told me. “The snow events are infrequent and sort of sporadic and and very very unpredictable.”

Given the world we live in, just be glad it’s not “Under Secretary of State for Arms Control and International Security Affairs Charlie Weis Jr”

Lol.

“It comes as a shock that the person responsible for an unfunny joke on the internet is a lawyer.”

The I, Tonya stars—Margot Robbie, who played Harding, and Janney—downplay the importance of answering this question. “It’s actually not really that interesting,” Robbie said.

Yea the count per image thing is really important

I suspect if he had been accused of full on PIV forcible rape, and I don’t remember any of the charges listed on DS saying that he was, MI would have muscled out the USAO

The state level stuff was pleaded out last year, in anticipation of the federal charges, but the fact this sentence was federal doesn’t really have any bearing on term length. It could have theoretically been the state charges were harsher but in this case (for reasons I won’t repeat from my earlier comment) I doubt…

Because child porn often involves a network of evil and even a conspiracy element — you can’t really walk into the video store and buy your child porn.

“Banana Trouble: A New York Memoir by Brett Favre”

Righ, if they come out flat, it will be because their defense sucks this year or, even more likely, because Tom Brady is over 40 fucking years old

“This could end badly, Bortles could suck. But 2017 Bortles is as good as 2010 Sanchez, or 2009 Flacco.”

Hey friend that’s a different toxic fan base out there in St Louis

Right, I got nothing for good will for the Jags even if they pants the Pats and take a dump on the 50 yard line and then wipe their asses with the super bowl banners

Any Pats fan who isn’t an utter moron knows the Jags were the most dangerous opponent in the AFC (the Jags line isn’t quite as good as the Giants in 08 or 12 especially but their secondary is so much better it doesn’t matter), barring a complete BORT meltdown or the Chiefs rediscovering their offense from the first…

+1 lemon bar

“Malik Jackson on Blake Bortles: ‘He’s a dog’”

“Easily one of the top ten swamp cities in Northeast Florida”