I’d be a lot less conflicted in my Patriots fandom if Pop and Belichick switched teams

...why do you think he’s pissed at Tom?

Payton and Tomlin have both sought to fuck up players on the field

Based on the historical record (the reaction to the Vinatieri kicks, the Butler interception, the Blount Brady Belichick group hug last year) literally the one time Belichick permits human expression is in the gap between the winning play of the super bowl and the trophy being handed out, so you basically get 30…

I mean, by all means hate on Trump-backing, rule-breaking, arrogance-personified Belichick, but don’t for a minute think Tomlin and Payton aren’t awful, cheating assholes too

...speaking as a card-carrying Pats fan, I loved his comment

You can’t get enough stars for this perfect response. Let’s be clear: the only person who takes this bulletin board shit seriously is Bill Simmons

He surrendered to his emotions

Damn it France

Unfortunately it looks dubious they are

What makes the shit talking inexcusable is the only reason the Saints even had a flimsy one point lead was Marcus Williams’ interception

The way I knew was, you could feel this inhuman ROAR rise out of the stadium the moment Marcus Williams’ trajectory was known. And somehow that went through the tv, so that even though the bar was near silent in shock, yet the glasses were twinkling and plates shaking

Ken Tremendous alias “Michael Schur” is suspiciously reluctant to acknowledge the fresh, smart-brained Jags

This is the happiest moment in the history of any 60 person pop and lock dance crew

Respectfully that’s a low bar having more to do with sports writers being a bunch of hacks and assholes

In no small part because, as Drew articulated in that mea culpa “I was a jerk” article last year, we grew up and he didn’t

I’m trying to think of anyone I know, including myself and the other Pats fans of my circle, who still reads this hack