Oh yeah. After their 5-11 season and perpetually threatening to move the team if the city didn’t meet the owner’s ransom demands, I’m sure the bandwagon was really filling up this year...

Why would you use a question mark to end something that’s not a question?

So weird, Cleveland doesn’t have a professional football team either.

Respectfully disagree.

Counterpoint: I don’t think the Hall of Fame is such Serious Business that we should treat whether someone gets in as if it’s some sort of tacit approval of their morality.

Magnum PI loach or GTFO

how were there not one, but TWO major pieces of American 80's pop culture centered around a crime fighting helicopter

My goal is to have the inoperable corpse of Ernest Borgnine displayed on the roof of my house.

You are goddamn right it comes with a helicopter, art collection, and seven full time staff.

Are you telling me your home doesn’t have a VIP area? Peasant.

If you don’t know you can’t afford it.

Thanks for this. I’m calling my realtor and lowering my bid from $250m to $249m.

You had me thinking this is disgustingly decadent until you mentioned Airwolf was there.

The most expensive home for sale in the United States just hit the market for $250 million—and it includes a helicopter, complete car and art collection, and seven full-time staff.

How much for just the Airwolf helicopter

I don’t know who the owner of this house will be, but I guarantee you he will have a magnificent, enormous penis that ladies enjoy.

Because you’re an asshole.

I’m not going to hate on anybody that through hard work and wise investing is able to reward themselves with a luxurious home. But buy Airwolf and not make it operational? Fuck that guy.

“Hey, Wang, don’t tell them your Jewish, okay?”

“...until you show me a study...”