I doubt he used steroids to get big. Like Hulk Hogan said on Arsenio how he only used steroids to nurse an injury (he didn’t define how long he was injured, basing on what he said in court, apparently he was injured his entire time in AWA, WWF, and WCW).

Raines is a no-brainer, but Bagwell surprises me. I wonder if this is a sign that the negative steroid era sentiments are starting to thaw a bit.

It wouldn’t be a such a big deal though, they’d use a sin tax to pay for it and would only collect taxes on things that they deemed to be “unnecessary” like water.

Also, just how amazing is it that one man is central to what are easily the best sports gifs in their consecutive years, once as a hero and once as a goat.

That’s true, it is a magnificent punch. I always felt its greatness was undermined a bit by the weak-ass glove-slap that followed it though.

Wish I had an extra star to give for the clown loaches reference. Well done.

I’d like to see Kopech throw that fast with a hiking boot on.

Kids = income producing capital for either a for-profit school or context-free data points to paint a sunny picture of short-term growth. (Depending on region or needs of governor).

The recent MLK day emboldened me to be brave and take chances.

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

Oscar Wilde: “The only worse than being talked about is not being talked about”

Brady does seem like the kind of guy who thinks everyone likes him.

Places NFL policy does not apply:

Does anyone really think this is going to have any affect on how New England prepares for Sunday’s game? Like they didn’t assume the Steelers think the Patriots are a bunch of assholes...

Hey now, back when I graduated from my small, Northern Michigan high school back in 2005, people clamored that 80% of my senior class of 100 students were accepted into colleges! Granted only 10% of those accepted students actually graduated from college, but still... it’s probably considered a “positive” metric.

Surely they could see the declining metrics in all aspects of his game: his bat flips were spending 31% less time in the air and on average an opposing player could floor him with 40% fewer punches as compared to just three years ago.

He could make a point about The War On Drugs™ by pardoning every low level, non violent drug offender in the country.

What are your qualifications for making ed policy?

So why doesn’t he call her out on it? Fuck decorum and politeness. Look where that has gotten us. I would like to think I would be following up on that. “really lady? We need guns in schools to defend children from grizzly bears? This is honestly something you believe? And in believing that you think you are qualified…

She paid some of them quite handsomely not to laugh at her.