An admirable display of efficiency.

Nah son, Brushfire Fairytales is a shitty album.

Dude wrestled in the WWE , talked about banging hookers on Howard Stern, and was the host of reality TV game show. This country is white trash and as reasonable respectable people who love this country and would like to see it progress it hurts and is disheartening. What can we do though, we have to keep fighting…

He can also buy a gun again

also known as the love muscle

The shit I accidentally read at work.

So.....kill whitey?

Was thinking this should be filed to “Horny for Briles,” then realized it would be the only instance of such a thing.

I assumed he would have ended up at TCU.

If Texas didn’t hire him, Luther Campbell would have made sure he got a job at The U.

Is anyone surprised based on Briles’ track record of defending people who are Horny and have poor judgment?

Well, we’ve found the upside of being dead.. so there’s that...

What about all of those innocent baseballs who are now dickless? Where is the justice for them?

He pardoned himself in 2011.

I keep imagining the portrait gallery line of all the presidents, and then it ends with Donald goddamn Trump. Like walking along one of those botanical garden rows of trees and at the end is a person taking a shit.

The thing is, for all his faults, Bush was still a competent and qualified politician who had years of experience as governor. We might disagree with his politics, but it’s a far cry from the hideous shit show that the Trump presidency has already proven to be, before it even got started.

I know, I’m going to start smoking again on the 20th, because why not?

Literally everything in the world is “chemicals” Jenny McCarthy. “rubbing chemicals on your body to cover up the smell” is exactly what you do when you shower, too.

Well you don’t have to worry because on Jan 20th you’re going to have the most colorful, non-boring president ever. So...wish granted.

“FOUR MORE YEARS”