Give A-Rod a better show.

If we are using that analogy, there’s only one ‘elite’ QB left with a chance to win who probably has unironically grabbed a girl (several) by the pussy.

Maybe a financial/dating game called Cent or Love?

I think you misunderstood Trump. An “elite” is anyone who reads fucking nerd-ass books and talks about things in regards to nuance. If you’re a billionaire, who thinks the key to defeating ISIS is whipping out your schlonger and dipping bullets in pig’s blood, you’re not an “elite” your a common man American fucking…

jesus christ, bravo

She only has to last three, right? After all, it’s a well known rule that you can’t appoint a Supreme Court justice in your last year as president.

she’d better take a fucking vitamin, we will be PISSED if she retires

On a related note: DON’T YOU DIE ON US RBG!!!

Honestly, why is Snyder so keen on keeping this name? If he changes it, it would be a pain in the ass marketing-wise, but it could also give an opportunity to sell a shit ton more merchandise with the new name. It would also, ever so slightly, make him look like less of an asshole if he gave in on his own terms.

Not just that they get to say those words, they can trademark (and profit from) them!! What’s more American?

If you don’t understand the immense nuance of going fast and turning left, you can fuck right off!

+10.50 psi

Winning this game would be the perfect way to needle the commissioner.

yes. +1

I was hoping they’d meet and air their grievances.

“If people are screwed over because of how I voted, I still stand by what I tried to do.”

Weird, Roger Goodell is a gutless craven douchelord.

I have fucking had it with the baseball writers getting to vote on the HOF.

“Old man doesn’t understand how voting works, wants someone to tell him how to feel about things: The story of the 2016 Election.”

“LeBron has an extra level no one in history can match.”