To be fair, Alex Smith called one because he didn’t like what he saw at the line of scrimmage.

Given Trump’s election, this seems to be accurate.

That timeout he called to decide whether to go for it on that 4th down or kick a field goal (or to pick a 4th down play) on their last drive inside the 30 yard line was such classic Andy Reid.

Plus everyone knows it’s only a conspiracy when New England’s involved. 

Also Kelce dropping wide open passes and Alex Smith overthrowing a wide open receiver down the left sideline that would have been an easy TD if a competent QB was throwing the ball, and their total failure to stop the Steelers from outgaining them 300 yards to 100 yards as of the middle of the 3rd quarter.

It always amazes me how some people can watch a flagrant, textbook penalty and conclude that it was a rigged call. The replay from behind the play was about as conclusive as you can get - Harrison is a yard away from Alex Smith while being dragged to the ground from Fisher’s arm around his neck, and then a second…

“Special Teams is a third of the game!” - People are fine with the fact it took 30 years to elect Ray Guy and for some insane reason Jan Stenerud is the only kicker in despite being nowhere near the best ever

Concussion protocol in the final five minutes:

the NFL absolutely loves James Harrison and there’s no evidence to the contrary imo

That was a pretty bad hold, tho

Andy Reid doesn’t have timeouts to waste on concussions. He has to save them to waste on incompetence.

Yes Rodgers sounds like a real dick. If a guy can’t get along with his crackpot Fundie family OR a mensch like Favre there’s something seriously wrong with him. Oh also some ex-teammates thought he wasn’t loud enough.

Probably, but unlike Collinsworth blowing loads when Brady throws a 5-yard out, Rodgers was tossing fucking miracles pretty regularly throughout the game. Green Bay really had no business being competitive in that game, but they had Aaron Rodgers. I’m in no way a GB fan, but fuck man...that dude is good. 

Yeah, well, Skip Bayless once predicted I’d lose my virginity to Cintia Dicker, so, there you go.

“Frustrating game from the Cowboys fan’s point of view.” 

Skip Bayless guaranteed America a Cowboys Super Bowl appearance. Well this is awkward.

I must’ve been watching the wrong game cause Buck and Aikman had their mouths so full of cowboy dick I couldn’t understand them.

When will the head coach (of any team) learn you can’t freeze the kicker anymore.

We also had Cruz who professes to be a devout Christian yet goes about as a dick in plain view.

Is it better to have fruit and it be low hanging than to never have fruit at all?