Asked for comment, Schroder’s mother stated, “Mwah mwah wah, wah mwah wah mwaaaah.”

Please direct your question to the man in charge of low hanging fruit, secretary of health and fitness Draymond Green

That’s not really fair, they are assholes when they are winning too.

I totally agree with you, and since we have an orange for a president-elect, it’s appropriate.

To get out ahead of the cro-magnon commenters who love to think they can “gotcha” Gawker sites: it is entirely possible to find the antics of a player amusing most of the time while also pointing out that this isn’t antics, it’s total asshole behavior.

They didn’t even try to hide their love of the Bennett’s, what with…

Oh man, this is too spot on.

Now that’s what I call low-hanging fruit.

Yep.

Again, are we sure the Seahawks aren’t just a bunch of assholes?

Still electing Donald Trump because you’re unhappy with the corruption of the American political system is analogous to burning down your entire house because the roof leaks.

Eustache was probably pissed, needing to get to a frat party and all.

Illegally detaining sure does sound a lot like kidnapping....

This alleged new type of Mexicans wouldn’t pull this if we had a wall.

I know. What the hell is my deal?

No, I live in Oregon, I just was raised watching European soccer leagues more than any sports league in the U.S. To me, college sports (particularly football and basketball) feel the most European, it’s the same sort of deep local ties, and true history to their city.

It’s Texas. They have state-sanctioned text books that show dinasaurs walking the earth with humans. There’s no need to spend more money on the stupid educating the stupid. In fact, the less opportunity for the State of Texas to preach it’s stupidity, the better.

Fuck Texas and fuck it’s bullshit textbooks. They’d…

Wow!

“Rai7ers” was already taken, apparently...

No way, he’s about to get 250 miles closer to his barber. I’m 100% positive this is a factor in the relocation decision.

Roger Goodell really made a hash of this relocation episode. I’m really surprised; he’s so competent at everything else.