Vegas is fine with getting the Raiders because they know Atlantic City’s NFL team will always be worse.

Yup. But keep devaluing education, America!

The NFL is switching it up huh?

Welcome to Ace Rothstein Field at Tangiers Memorial Stadium (stadium collapses as it was built out of stale breadsticks by mob-connected construction crews)

The only thing left for the California Shakeup is for the 49ers to be relegated, preferably to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

So California will literally be left without a professional football team

Nothing builds a loyal fan base like a team whose entire attendance comes from free tickets comped to people on vacation.

My favorite was Alonzo Mourning’s hook shot early in the Charlotte/Miami Heat era. Catch ball on left block, take a dribble, proceed to walk across the ENTIRE lane while cradling the ball and then take a shot.

I made the classic beer bottle mistake when I was first in the Navy. A couple buddies and I would go down to a hole-in-the-wall bar on Orange Street in Coronado and shoot pool, drink a few beers. The bartender was a salty old guy, “ships of wood” and all that.

Ewing actually would stop and change direction. “How is that not a fucking travel?” was a common refrain during Knicks games.

Or from rape. Every woman’s body has a way of shutting that down. The ovum knows if those spermatozoa are there illegally and says GTFO.

Now they can go swim any day in November!

Those poor animals that have to live in the freezing cold Arctic regions. We should really do something to make them more comfortable, something comparable to wrapping up in a blanket to preserve body heat. We could call it, for lack of a better term, “global warming”.

West Texas! Oh, wait...

But only Crazy Donald could manage to bring the Nazis and the Russians together for a group hug and then all climb in bed together #makesyouthink

I stand in front of the microwave with my phone pressed to my abdomen to nuke any swimmers.

That’s a stock photo taken between the time the Twin Towers were destroyed and the new one was built.

One up. Coworker is 40 something. has a young 20's daughter who got pregnant in high school. After her grandbaby was born, Coworker had two more kids. So her first new kid was an uncle before he was born and the second new kid was an aunt before she was born. the nephew is older than his aunt and uncle. All them and…

Coke douche