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Dude, no way! It’s the Yokohama DeNA BayStars or bust!

Every time they showed McCarthy, I kept thinking he should be giving Rodgers half his salary for keeping him employed.

Coincidentially, I think they call that haircut the “Nantucket ferry” as well.

Vince Neil in the front, Vince Gill in the back

In this boat story, I guess that guy’s playing the part of Odell Beckham Jr.

I’m really worried this boat trip is going to be a big distraction for him heading into his playoff game. A bunch of reporters should ask him about it repeatedly.

Way to bury the real issue with this picture. That guy’s haircut behind Bill. That is a look...

Except when it’s cold out

Jordy Nelson is the prototypical WR. Clean shaven, no tattoos, runs the proper routes, catches the ball, doesn’t hang with Justin Beiber.

He’s hanging out with the wrong crowd and it starts with his new training partner.

Fancy Poodle understands the concept of risk/reward. What he wasn’t prepared for was the risk of being getting roasted in the media was versus the reward of hanging out with Bieber.

Amateurs, Ken Stabler used to show up to games still drunk.

PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

In Rodgers’ honor, Lambeau Field plans to sell a new sandwich called the “Hail Mary.” It’s full of grease.

Fucking internet ensures that this will be played at this kids wedding. Possibly his funeral too.

From La Follette to Feingold. From Feingold to...Ron Johnson.

meanwhile you Trumpers are about to take a huge shit on more than half the population while feeling morally superior. Enjoy your shit sandwich.

I’m sorry, but you are mistaken. If they were aircraft carriers it would be unconstitutional for Japan’s navy to build them, but they are already built so that can’t be the case.