they left out the part where Favre cut him open with a light saber and climbed inside for warmth.

Thank God we have oral histories, or else the tall tales of our distant forefathers would be scattered like dandelion seeds driven by the wind, never to take root.. 2008?!

Sports Illustrated compiled an oral history of the 2008 Giants-Packers NFC Championship. A crazy game loses nothing in the retelling—and Jared Lorenzen is a standout. [SI.com]

Good thing we already have ten times the carriers of any other country on earth. And then some. Otherwise, what would we do?!?

regardless of that, the US does not need aircraft carriers more than it needs, say, healthcare.

“We’re going to put these awesome new magnetic launching systems on this bad boy! It’s going to be great!”

Agreed. The ref that waved it off is an asshole.

Looking at that bunch, I would have guessed the opposite would be true.

And there is certainly no way you could put any VTOL planes on a helicopter destroyer. They wouldn’t even consider it.

Excuse me, Japan’s constitution forbids them from having any aircraft carriers as they are considered offensive weapons that project force. Those ships are “helicopter destroyers.” Please correct your graphic, thank you.

“Trump wants to expand fleet of thug boats.”

I’m glad I got one more patriotic moment in me before everything comes literally crashing down around us

I’m not sure that’s the kind of compromise our nation is prepared to accept.

First order of business: the commanders of all aircraft carrier battle groups will now have the title of HNIC.

I’m assuming that’s because he thinks they can’t swim.

My freedom boner. So tumescent.

Checks to see Trump’s cabinet appointments and rhetoric over the last two years....yep, that statement checks out.

Hopefully he can cut costs by 60%, or 3/5.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.