It was a Red Lobster gift card, but close.

It doesn’t help that Bostonians threw rocks at the team bus that first transported the superteam of Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen.

You’d think a guy named Crowder could deal with extra personnel around.

JaVale’s hair however is still losing.

True. But they do have the ability to use those other places as a bargaining chip. There are no places for the D-Backs to use as their bargaining chip.

A few rolls of paper towels and some Pledge and the Silverdome will be as good as new.

The Norris Division.

Who would’ve thought the Diamondbacks could be so cold-blooded.

This is just like when my wife says we need a new dryer

[Smile]

Don’t forget Cobb County.

That almost made me feel something resembling sympathy for the Diamondbacks’ plight... I mean, what other alternative do you have when West Virginia is staring you in the face?

Omaha is also way to close to KC and there is no way the Nebraska/Iowa/Northern Missouri/Kansas metroplex has enough people to support two teams.

When teams realized they could convince idiots to build them new ones that frequently. It seems to be dying out though (Arlington and Cobb County not withstanding). 

Hey now!

I for one look forward to the year 2057, when all of the major sports teams are located in Arlington and Las Vegas.

If you don’t want to stay in one place till 2028, don’t negotiate your lease until 2028. It’s literally the same thing as a veteran contract guys, don’t go backloading the thing with big money in the thirteenth year and start whining when they decide to play that long

former County Supervisor Andy Kunasek allegedly told team owner Ken Kendrick to “take your stupid baseball team and get out” and go back to “fucking West Virginia.”

That better be the best fucking dryer in history.

This is just like when my wife says we need a new dryer, and I think when ours is fine for the time being. And I always know deep down that I’m gonna lose that fight and have to raise $640 million in bonds for a new dryer. Sheesh!