Or the Chuck Klostermann piece about how Shaq’s tenure with the Celtics was secretly underrated so much that it may be trending toward overrated in an underrated sort of way.

+1 Teabag

For those that don’t know. What JaVale just did to Shaq was like the equivalent of the US Army dropping Agent Orange on Vietnam. There ain’t no coming back from this.

Shazam was the only thing that got me through Mandela’s death.

I don’t know man, that’s a pretty literate reference. I think JaVale wins that round handily.

The Sinbad movie Shazam was way better anyway.

Oh fuck I just did and I almost had a schadenfreunde orgasm.

I’ve always thought Shaq was an asshole and a bully who got away with it because he pulled off the “aww shucks I’m just a big ol’ goof who’s funnin’ on ya” shtick to perfection.

Correct me if I’m wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’ll lock me up and throw away the key.

Especially when Shaq was with the Celtics.

And meanwhile, Charles Barkley is slowly turning into Uncle Ruckus....

I’d say the escalation of that response was Trumpian except that it evinced a degree of knowledge and historical context.

Guess who is NOT coming to dinner...

The big difference was that he was never ever violent. Just a colossal pain in the ass.

Yep. When I was a practicing attorney, I inherited this client who was in his late 40's. He couldn’t stay away from his ex and knew it. He would serve his jail time for harassing her, leave her alone for a period of time, and then call her or see her again. His family bailed him out and paid his legal fees and fines…

“Jessica Alba and Kate Upton.”

Read this out loud to my daughter, and we are both crying laughing... goodness, the visual!

Johnny’s idea of cutting back on the money he spends on partying is to roll up a ten dollar bill rather than a twenty in the club’s bathroom.

Boy, you really seized that opportunity, didn’t you?

The players made an arrogant power play that fans and alumni should be ashamed of. They essentially demanded the AD be fired for following up on the recommendations of the investigation.