Golden, in name only. We should Gopher Les Miles.

Lame.

You ignored the whole “in case of emergency” part, eh?

i shot a bb gun at a moving car from the roof of my house and blew out the driver-side window and the driver stopped and saw me and my friends on the roof and we ran in different directions and the driver caught up to one of my friends and beat the shit out of him. we were 13.

I think “force choking like Vader except without the force” is just choking.

Weird, I imagine Harbaugh loves recruiting. All marching right into some prospect’s living room, khakis ablaze, and with spittle-flecked passion he leads with “any of you ever eaten raw hamburger?!”

It’s very similar to whenever I tell my wife, “See what happened was........”. That’s her que to just accept everything that follows as a bald face lie.

To be fair, Assholes wishing to be more like Butt, is a lot like a pot wishing it were kettle black

You too?

Freshly divorced Lane Kiffin and rich Boca housewives. No wonder he couldn’t wait

As soon as college football coaches start talking about the “best thing for the players”, one is safe to assume that everything coming afterwards is horseshit

Too bad he missed his real calling as a professional bridge burner.

If it walks like a duck, and if it quacks like a duck having its throat ripped out on his way out the door of four different jobs....

Can’t say I disagree with you, but Harbaugh got the dream job, going back to his Alma Mater. As long as he is good there, I think he will be there for a long time. I think it would take the right job to get him to move, and by that, I mean a good team suddenly finding themselves in need of a coach, not a terrible team…

but I can’t recall a single instance where a coach firmly rooted in a successful NFL job and, on his own, decided “I’m going to go back to the college ranks because that’s where my heart lies” and left the NFL job.

The flip side is that in college you can rule like a dictator. In the NFL, you actually have to convince players to buy into your system by actually being good at your job (players know who are good coaches and who aren’t, so if players aren’t buying in, it’s likely they’re saying something about your abilities).

I’d think Harbaugh is pretty close to that. The 49ers were a decent team that he’d had a lot of success coaching, and he left because his dream job opened up and he hated the GM in San Francisco.

I think every coach hates that shit. Whether it’s Chip Kelly, Urban Meyer or Nick Saban, they all want nothing to do with booster hand wringling. What it boils down to for ones desire to coach in college is this - can you put up with the rigorous demands of recruiting? It seems like Chip can do that and he was quite…

They’re disrupting the old modality!

Chip Kelly wasn’t fired though. According to Jed York, the Santa Clara 49ers are a design-centric organization undergoing a paradigm shift, one that requires a pivot away from old influencers in order to regain traction in an emerging market!