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Christ I remember when Ewing would get it on the break at about the free throw line and take 4 steps to slam it.

The problem is defeating Trump isn’t enough. We have to take back the HOR and the Senate and all the state governorships and legislatures that have been lost since 2010 and put an end to all this gerrymandering bulkshit And even then we have to hope that no other SCOTUS openings happen in the next years.

I’d take two signs.

Be sure to take nose plugs to protect yourself from the stench coming from the capitol building in Lansing.

Be sure to stop in front of Rick Snyder’s condo while you’re there and tell him he’s a fucking child lead poisoning piece of shit.

Biology is truly amazing.

That bear has no idea the kind of surprise its counterparts who live on the Polar ice cap are in for in the near future.

And toilet seats.

Or a “whoops” baby.

We had a boy and then a girl 2 years later. Once she turned 1.......snip, snip.

Did your nipples become more sensitive?

Went to Pittsburgh for the first time ever a few weeks ago. Man what a nice city. You guys did an amazing job reinventing the place after the steel mills crashed.

Yeah I see now. My orientation was screwed up before. So just north of Downtown then.

Nice look at Megatron’s asshole

Windsor I see.

That’s a stock photo taken between the time the Twin Towers were destroyed and the new one was built.

Do you live at Frank Lloyd Wright’s Falling Water House?

Spare us this nonsense about a “shadow” government of the rich.

That one may not be true but, I can tell you from experience, if you do it in a pool with a high chlorine content, your penis is going to burn like a motherfucker if any of the water gets in it during ejaculation.