“Impressive”

Doesn’t surprise me. I knew guys and girls growing up who believed in the “Can’t get pregnant first time” bit.........Oops.

That’s why you gotta go balls deep. If you half ass it you run that risk.

Before this gets out of hand let me say stop it right now to anyone who is going to start throwing out ridiculous Hitler comparisons to Trump.

She can’t get pregnant the first time she has sex either.

Actually you could argue that he’s very good at throwing the ball in such a way that batters can successfully hit it.

He’s right though. Abstinence is the only totally effect form of birth control.

No.

I hope, when the tourney comes around, the Bluejays aren’t knocked out as badly as one of their counterparts in Toronto was last May.

Or if you want to know that you should hate sand because it’s rough and gets everywhere.

Or if someone needs to learn how to blow their entire NBA fortune and end up in bankruptcy.

I don’t think someone laughing at you for the fact you attend Arizona State really qualifies as a racial slur.

Bo’s one to talk.

You should have mastered the art of grabbing an empty beer bottle and awesomely breaking it in half on a table with one swift motion to use a weapon.

Call me when you want to know what it’s like to be kissed by your hot sister.

Mark,

Shut the hell up.

Instead the Warriors announced they are going with their second choice: SFPD Inspector Harry Callahan.

Chokeghazi!

The worst part was when Suhr was caught on tape saying that a homeless black man was nothing but a mangy kerr.