3 days left in 2016.......can Queen Elizabeth make it?

Don’t even get me started how, after I plunked her, my 8 year old charged the mound and I had to give her the Nolan Ryan/Robin Ventura treatment.

It really has gotten to the point where it is beyond belief.

Ol Ron never seemed to realize very few of us can be Hollywood actors and he did a great job fucking over lots of alternative career paths people took to accumulate a comfortable living once he became President.

Yeah but at least Titanic had a sweet sinking sequence where many of the characters, most importantly Jack, died.

It took them 37 years, but Republicans are about to fully realize Reagan’s “If you aren’t born rich, that’s tough shit and fuck you” vision he had for America.

They wanted to get a jump on the Browns in locking up Jeff Fisher to a long term deal.

Gee, I wonder whose economic policies could have been responsible for that change.

“College wage premium”—how much more college graduates earn than non-graduates—fully doubled from 1979 to 2012.

You talking to me, asshole?

Jesus what a terrible call of such an exciting play.

Actually I’ll sleep just fine chuckling how I was able to get you so riled up, over something pretty innocuous, to the point where you seem ready to challenge me to a duel at dawn.

Wasn’t it “Cannonball Run”?

They’d better start soon because it’s gut check time.

At least not with drugs, that’s for certain.

I think they just have to take it a game at a time.

Yeah I agree.

Why not? It worked for cigarettes. I remember when smoking rates took a sharp drop after the American Cancer Society launched their “Smoking Cigarettes Makes You Totally Gay” campaign.

Man if this kind of thing throws you into such hysterics, you’d better buckle yourself in for 2017, it’s going to be a wild ride.

I got yelled at once for revealing the ending of the original “Planet of the Apes”