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Russian officials later said it was an honest mistake they didn’t catch it earlier but, they were so convinced the government’s top scientists were so tied up in polonium poisoning research, they truly believed there weren’t enough resources available to carry out such a large doping operation at the same time.

Calm yourself fuckhead.

Cool.

I’m totally sure what he does. He takes numbers and crunches them into formulas that he then interprets into projections that so and so has a whatever chance of winning.

And you just keep making excuses for people who constantly make mistake after mistake, and not just little ones either, because of some BS technicality that makes them “less wrong”.

You missed the humor of my post entirely.

I would have thrown “You dumbshit Louisiana hick”at the end of it to spice it up.

The fact you say “literally” every other pundit not working for Trump shows how full of crap you are.

Which then said, on election night, almost every scenario favored HRC winning.......Well done with that methodology adjustment.

Actually most of them died before the Death Star fired.

Yes. It was originally sung by Gladys Knight and the Pips.

Was that before or after he had spent months telling everyone that that there was no way Trump was getting the Republican nomination?

It was even more shocking how the handoff to Leia was made by Dexter Jettster in his 1950's cafe.

“No way Donald Trump wins a second term in 2020"

My theory on Keith Richards is he has done the perfect combination of drugs to kill all deadly germs in his body while also perfectly preserving his organs.

For God sakes shut up before you let it slip Darth Vader is Luke and Leia’s father.

Still got 4 days left.........

Speaking of writers, as a final fuck you from 2016, Carrie Fisher just died.

That’s a good point. Which is odd because for a business that is all out about wins and losses they do give some losing coaches a large number of second chances.