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“Big deal.”

“Fuck”

As insane as the world of sports can be one of its saving graces is, for the most part, players and coaches don’t get to keep a job based on connections.

Really? You even have to ask?

It’s a little known fact that the leg in the lower right corner of the Bobby Orr celebration photo is Jaromir Jagr, who was is his 7th season with the Bruins.

The Raiders’ Super Bowl hopes died the day Mark Davis inherited the team.

BRONGHAZI!!!!

“Hello”

Forget this. George Michael just died!

Ronald Reagan, who would finish the list by saying. “Is your rectum better off now than it was 4 years ago?”

I know mine died this past November.

Robin Leach or Chuck Heston.

As disturbing as these things are, it pales in comparison to what countless Americans are going to take in the ass in 2017.

But this way the Browns will have another 1st overall pick come to Cleveland and flame out within 2 seasons.

That was fucking hysterical when the UM faithful were all pumped for an epic senior season and he said “See Ya” for that Yankee green.

I’m sure LA is absolutely giddy over the prospect of the Chargers coming to town.

Fun Drew Henson fact. UM fans believed he was going to be the greatest Wolverine QB ever and he was a local boy. As a result most of them were incensed at Lloyd Carr for making him have to platoon with a pretty boy QB from California named Tom Brady during Henson’s first two years.

Actually the Browns not even winning the title of the worst NFL team ever is the most Browns thing that could have happened.

Sorry nope.

They shouldn’t be fighting about that at all. Top Gun is indisputably the greatest military movie in history.