He would have missed all the home games because he’d be too busy on Bourbon Street preaching to all the sinners to give up their wickedness and seek salvation.

Too bad the Seattle Pilates don’t exist anymore, I’m sure they’d have a roster spot for him.

He’s been practicing with Jennie Finch and she’s taught him how to get past 2nd base.

Yeah I’ve made a full 180 and have been doing great for years.

Damn.

Well the Lions should be a sure win.............Wait, the Lions are 8-4 and in first place in the NFC North by 2 games?!?!?!?!?!? What the fuck?

OK, I will.

“Hillary Clinton and her associates are secretly running a pedophilia and child trafficking ring out of the basement of Comet Ping Pong, a pizza joint in Washington D.C.”

I knew the guy who owned the store who customized that jersey. Poor dope went out of business because he couldn’t recover the cost of the letters.

Hart is fine. He can’t die until the rights to owning his ass, which Ohio State holds, expire in 2050.

In a statement former Colorado coach Rick Neuheisel said he would honor Salaam by taking a job at a high profile school with great expectations of success, drastically underachieving both on and off the field, and skipping out of town just ahead of NCAA sanctions

I hear they’re going to introduce a new character in the next Transformers film called Suckimus Prime.

Don’t you mean Rock Raines?

GODDAMN IT!!!!! Now that they writers can’t hide behind their anonymity, and they’d be too embarrassed to be identified with this vote, there’s almost no chance Cannonball Titcomb will be given the honor he has been denied for so long.

You hadn’t already reached that conclusion after November 8th?

I really hope this award doesn’t go to his head and cause him to become a huge egomaniac.

Stay strong Ron. I know it may be tough but, after January 20th, I think there might be some developments that will make this all go away.

Sorry. It was painful to watch and I’m not even a Braves fan. I just like Maddux, Glavine and Smoltz a lot and wish they had won a few more.

Yeah but at least the Cubs fans could still go to “Wrigley Field” during that time.

That’s it, huh?