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“Big deal . We managed to win only one WS with 3 #1 starters who are all in the HOF.”

Regardless, Dwight should have knocked his ass to the floor.

Again Dwight, don’t feel bad that you’re the softest player in league history, somebody had to be.

Well I think it’s a pretty good bet that, sometime after January 20th, during a “routine” traffic stop, the police are going to find 5 keys of pure Colombian big flake “hidden” in the trunk of LeBron’s car.

Personally I’d like to see Larry Bird on NBA Countdown. You just know with his bluntness there’d be a game they like Philadelphia vs. Sacramento and Larry’s insight would be “Jesus Christ these teams fucking suck. Who the hell would want to pay good money to watch this shit?”

Well I mean it is the only sport where fighting is penalized with a 5 minute “time out” as opposed to being ejected and probably suspended.

+1 Bum Phillips

Goddamn wussies.

I’m tired of your cynicism Samer.

Bigger than Ohio State/Michigan

Either that or they’re playing at Heinz Field.

I laugh at all those people who, just a few short years ago, said it would never happen in our lifetime.

Matt,

Well being Denny Crane I’m sure you are already lining up a big lawsuit against the NFL for the retinal damage this image caused.

I think they just buy him some white headbands and a black sharpie every Christmas.

I think Chip Kelly is a dumbass and all, but it really necessary to “explain” why you benched a QB who, though three quarters, was 1-5 for 4 yards and a QB rating of 3.2?

Imagine the poor people who were actually at the game. The paramedics must have been overwhelmed by all epileptic seizures that happened in the stands.

I hope you got into your 1975 Cadillac Eldorado and left the premises immediately.

It counts double if you get it personalized with your name on the back.

It’s good to see that a league that allows this to be on the field is so concerned about the fashion sense its players exhibit.