Fuck you for omitting Earth's Mightiest heroes and the original, non shark jumping, Avatar, the last airbender . Also the critic above Cowboy Beebop? I wonder how many shrooms the staff was on when compiling this. While I won't necessarily complain about Johnny Bravo, Justice League Unlimited deserved an honorable…

My dislike of the ending is kind of nuanced, and I still love the movie despite it. How Vincent died and everything is fine with me. I just always find it odd that Foxx and Jada just kind of walk off and we really don't see anymore of a resolution than that. But I also understand why it happened that way, it was just…

*runs off to accuse all famous people of rape in the hopes that the vapid entertainment industry is forced to vanish forever*

Not sure if skashank redemption is the name of a ska band or an improv team.

*Quietly cancels the Star Trek Wars*

Bill Watterson never pursues copyright infringement.

I'm confused, should we salute and play chops while Sony sinks into the sea… or?

And Seth Rogen Movies, for that matter.

Actually, it's Secret War AND Peace.

NO!!!

To be fair, High school-level science has to be explained five times in a movie because people are fucking stupid.

Thanks for the Mammaries

Nah there'll be plenty of time for all of that when the Simpsons works towards the latter half of the series.

Don't you remember being in the Opera House?

Turpentine Spiffinfresh?

They should just call it Empty House. Where John Stamos is a used-up has been living alone in the same house. Every other character has either died or wants nothing to do with him. But his terribly lonely mind conjures up all of the former characters as hallucinations who he then has wacky non-existent-adventures…

No.

No, since you want me to, I'll do the exact opposite. What's the deal with white bread? Are companies so afraid of diversity that they need to whiten up stuff that wasn't white already?

What can I say? I'm a self-hating white guy.

Aka, a white guy is replacing a white guy who decided to leave because another white guy was tapped to replace an old retireing white guy instead of him.