Well, Bucky was the first one to replace Captain America when he died (which is apparently less permanent then turning old really fast), so that was part of my point.

Bucky Barnes: "Or I could just be Captain America again…"

I thought they discontinued dignity at TGI Fridays, Ironically at the same time they got rid of flair.

Nooooo…

I am the Green Hungry Hungry Hippo.

2023?! Don't you think that's a bit premature?

If I may be serious for one moment, even though this is a no no in the AV club comments section, but wasn't the "ticking clock" the thousands of Sentinels coming to murder them all?

If anyone was actually going to try and clone Hitler, it would probably be the History Channel.

Holmes had funny bits, but he beats the dead horse on every one. The last half of Angel's ex men was just xavier calling angel a bird and telling him not to poop on his car for 2 minutes. His Batman… thing had some very funny ideas. But I just stopped watching it because he dragged all of the jokes long past any…

Next you'll be telling us Sandler has recycled all of the same jokes since Billy Madison! :O

"Does Warner care enough about DC fans to hire Kevin Feige?" Is the real question.

No, the pyramids built themselves.

And the characters of general Audience, I'm afraid.

Eh, CLEARLY the Prom from "Not Another Teen Movie." Professional synchornized dancers and twins conjoined at the head share the title of Prom Queen. Sounds like an amazing time to me.

No. It just sounds very Onion-like. Especially since I never once thought of the words: Lululemon-like active wear during my entire enjoyment of the movie.

So, because the original actors will be in this film, and because they are obviously 40 years older than they were at the end of the Original Trilogy, I guess that just means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING happened for forty years.

I must be confused. Is this the A.V. Club or the Onion?

You forgot about the doo rag on Raphael's head. Which also means he extreme or some crap.