I guess the original "All You Need is Kill" was just too amazing.

*Takes off Sunglasses*

Does Spielberg remember that Westerns were popular for 30+ years?

Hey Waterworld was cheesy and pretty bad, but comparing it to Lone Ranger and Battleship? Now that's a low blow.

The debate could've stood to be less idiotic.

This was obviously better than the debate.

Well this show sounds too good to let some silly scandals destroy it…

As long as you're taking selfies while doing it.

Selfie shoe?

I think after the third time I watched five ads in a row after watching only 15 minutes of the content I went to Hulu to watch, I told the web service where it could stick its Trivago.

Neil deGrasse Tyson owes me sixty five dollars for the text book that became worthless because of him.

I am destined to be the guy that reminds every one that the particular person in the article used to be relevant 20 years ago…

Remember when Jim Carrey was relevant, funny and everyone loved him?

And then she ate some m&ms with a spoon and that was the final straw!

The A-Team's, The Odd Couple's, and Quantum Leap's (second and much better intro) were all amazing, so shut your mouths!

The guards and I, we're going to have big book bon fire in the yard. We'll dance around like injuns.

I laughed really hard when old Han Solo said "Chewie… We're home." I imagined that Han is suffering from dementia and he had a moment of clarity just before he shot one of his kids… in his own home.

He calls it Whepasta. It is made out rainbows and unicorn dreams. And also a beautiful fawn whose life ended too soon and tragically.

I'd like to think of it as more of a Scrapped Deal at this point. Rusting out in a Deal Junkyard, slowly being stripped of its components to be used as parts for other Deals.

Uh gee the entire finale of the second season tried to jump as many sharks as it could to the point where I refused to watch any more of the series. What with Korra severing the ties to her previous Avatars, losing all of her powers but then becoming a giant spirit… thing to defeat the "evil" avatar who was apparently…