"That's what you get for messin' with God's ... America."

AMERICA WILL BLOW UP THE MOON.

Maybe that's just one of the side effects of traveling by map.

How could showing female pilots getting blown up be too intense, when Lucas happily destroyed an entire planet in A New Hope? That kind of freaked me out a little bit when I was a lad.

Somewhere out there a Targaryen is being forced to hoof it.

So if they end up defeating the monsters, will there be cake?

This is a much more likely scenario.

I found the air conditioning unit segue into the sentence "And so it's the same kind of concrete that was under Jeffrey's shoeless, calloused feet" to be a particularly painful one.

There were more than a couple cringes during the reading of this article.

Oh, that was dreadful! My God, if you're going to do a parody, then at least use a song that doesn't make you want to turn it off after a paltry five seconds. That was intolerable.

Meh. Left me feeling a bit cold, all told. Acting was a bit dodgy, the "hologram ruse" was over-used, and I still don't know why the detective just shot the guy at the beginning, and then read his chip. A bit ludicrous; I'd like to see an entire short film revolve around the cute robot.

And, much like the Great Pyramids of Giza, this will be built almost exclusively with slave labour.

What, no love for serious representations of Close Encounters?

Old pop stars never die; they just Feyd away.

He's shy about his nose, I reckon!

Particularly Ramsay Snow - but 'twas a nice touch they did with Theon.

No, those would be Slake Moths.

What part of

"won"

I wanted to see a fucking merman!