Yeah. One of the groups that gets most of Chick-Fil-A's $$$ is the Family Research Council - a registered hate group, according to the Southern Poverty Law Center. One of the things they support is the execution of gays (the so-called "Kill The Gays" bill) in Uganda. So there's that.

"Magically stupid". I'm going to have to use that phrase somewhere down the road.

It's a Rupert Murdoch-owned tabloid, so read into that what you will.

I think it's Buffalo Bill. "It puts the lotion in the basket; it does this whenever it's told."

With all your cares taken care of in captivity, longevity is practically a gibbon!

All kinds of really nifty Easter Eggs in these posters:

Otherwise we'd have to issue a cetacean.

Thought this this morning, but if you added a wispy mustache and beard to that face, he might bear a small resemblance to Theon Greyjoy.

Her words, not mine. But frankly I have more important things to get worked up over these days than B.S. political correctness.

C'est un autre jour dans la vallée étrange ...

I remember I was in Nice, France with some friends at a little cottage in St Jeannet and one of my friend's friends was heavily pregnant - drinking like crazy. I'm talking tequila shots, beers, wine ... you name it, she drank it. And chain-smoked while at it. My eyebrows must have raised a bit, for she took me aside a…

Also handy for people who dislike human contact. No hugging going on whilst wearing this number!

Looks like the best way to defeat the dreaded Dork is to give it a hug.

Ha, that reminds me of a bit I saw on the teevee once:

Other Cyborg's Pussies!

I know that clam! His name is Sam. He owns a disco called Sam Clam's Disco. I left my harp in there.

Eastern Antarctica? Wouldn't every point on Antarctica be a northern one?

I think raw audio would just have consisted of whooshing wind noises - almost as bad as that forlorn folk tune.

My editor saw this video and said what I (and many other people, I assume) were thinking. I'll let her put it in her own words:

I forget where I read this, but I like its simplicity: