Again: This doesn’t explain the wholesale voiding of warranty, nor the water ingress they now don’t cover.

Doesn’t explain the “warranty void” and the water ingress.

given how long promotions usually take in Starfleet

Good catch, thank you! Fixed now.

In the immortal words of Norm MacDonald:

“What do I look like, some kind of Spanfeller flunkie? I posted the story 35 minutes ago.”

“Advanced Horseplay” sounds like it could have been the title of that never-seen, referenced-in-clip-shows Western episode

Would have been nice if the article actually included these characters, instead of just a bunch of links.

“We are glad the district attorney’s office finally made the right decision to drop this case. It should never have been brought,”

There’s much worse than that in the sentences you quote as journalistic issues. Justin Roiland hadn’t been the showrunner for many years. As The Hollywood Reporter explained a year ago, Roiland more or less gave up on contributing to the show (outside of recording voices) after season one, when the writing room…

Naw lookit ere ya wee bawbag

So no mention of Klaatu from The Day The Earth Stood Still?

OH, COME ON.

“::sigh:: I’m going to be on the Internet, aren’t I?”

Finally a way to get Paul F. Tompkins into the MCU

Lost In Space(Netflix 2018 - 20121)

Maybe I’m just deadened to anything that isn’t truly deep hurting thanks to decades of MST3K and Rifftrax but this movie just seems bad in a mundane, boring way, while everyone is trying really hard to convince themselves it’s bad in a funny or super weird way.

it's pronounced "Throat-warbler Mangrove"! 

A common misconception. He is of the Baden-Württemberg Gambolputty de von…