who among us hasn’t been tempted with heroine? why, i once robbed a liquor store after being tempted with a strong dose of elizabeth bennet.

If you find Dakota Johnson saying things in a monotone way amusing, I’ve got really good news for you.

For someone who likes to accuse writers of being AI, your behavior is profoundly botlike. You comment like an algorithm designed to either call writers bots or shit on media featuring women of color.

She’s a fucking powerhouse. If you told me there was someone who could go toe-to-toe with Jodie fucking Foster and hold her own and even dominate, I’d tell you to GTFO.

Considering his work on American Dad he is most certainly fully loving this.

“I’ll miss you, Pumpkins, but I just can’t share your bleak world view.”

Everybody knows rock attained perfection in 1974.  It’s a scientific fact.

Ooo Ooo! I’ve been waiting forever to post this somewhere. My choice for Carlin? Michael Angarano is his full 1970's I’m Dying up Here glory.

George Carlin was the first episode host.

I genuinely thought the museum scene was even more touching. I loved it. 

There’s absolutely a “Giraffe moment” in part 2, with the natural history museum and the rocket launch.

Turtles all the way down.

The A.V. Club has reached out to Amazon for comment.

The only thing I care about is avatar. No. Not the movie. Give me back my effin’ avatar!

Good for them.  I am a big fan of Gamepass but I respect companies that don’t want to use it.   Baldurs Gate 3 is a perfect example of a game company actually delivering on their promises and I am happy I gave them $70.   I honestly am debating buying the physical edition on Xbox as well because I enjoyed it so much

Pardon me, but that is THE Mayor of Portland.

I would suggest this to my wife, who is a teacher, but I don’t think she’s a huge a fan of this movie as I am.

I still say “too late.” Probably more than I should. I probably come off as kind of an a-hole. Too late.