Maybe she needs to be replaced by someone who understands that “The blacks” and “People” are the same thing.

I guess it’s probably time to finally take down that statue of Ramses II that we erected on Long Island back in the 20s.

You just got me to cough vodka and ice into my sinuses.

I love these.

“I’m Jewish and my ancestors were also slaves”

I sat in the front row to see him at the Birchmere in Alexandria, VA two nights in a row. The second night, as he tuned his guitar on the stage he looked down and said “Nice to see you again.” I almost passed out. After the second show the owner, whom I knew, introduced me to him in the pool room of the venue. I was…

That was beautiful.

A beautiful tribute. Thanks. 

“I’m just going to roll this over into an offshore account... AND YOU’RE GOING TO LIKE IT!”

Nobody ever said stick jockey would be easy. Information and clutter will keep you alive, friend.

Sorry, I meant Nadie Sabe Que Estoy Aqui y Es Todo Culpa de J.J. Abrams

He’s growing the facial hair and anxiously awaiting the call to play Henchman 21 in the live-action The Venture Bros. movie.

This was an unfortunate pair of article titles to be posted back to back. Also, RIP

The scene where Bluebird kills Jason off and countless screaming argonauts would have been NC-17 if it had been a movie.

FUCK HOAs, always and forever, amen.

This is what I would do too with a message saying

All I can say is F Oggdo Bodgo. 

Could be worse

This is a great read.  Many thanks for posting the link.

So he was dehydrated with a little altitude sickness thrown in. A saline drip and a chocolate chip cookie would have made him feel pretty good, too.