David Freese (He has a friend with a dog named Dave, so when they’re hanging out, he’s Davehuman. “It’s funny to, like, five people,” Freese said.)

One Senator is fuzzy, unfocused, and unclear in his thinking and speaking.

Maybe it was the opposite! Maybe McCain developed that blood clot right after the  RNC announced that he and Palin would be running together in 2008. As this clot grew, it clouded his judgement for 9 years and he only got it looked at when he realized that Dolt 45 was the president. Now that it is gone, he is free to…

I laughed way too hard at this guy who clearly has never picked up a cat in his life.

Yeah, and maybe women just aren’t interested in professions like software engineering.

I laughed at first (because the comment, not because I dropped someone’s baby) but then I thought, once the baby is on the floor, he cannot drop further! he’s actually safer there than in my arms!

Jesus Christ, I’m a lifelong Bills fan and even I found J’s story depressing. I’m sorry man. Find a therapist.

Ugh they do that weird thing where they just sort of go backwards out of friggin nowhere.

Even though he shouldn’t have been suspended for his Beltre comments, I’m fine with West getting 3 days as kind of a Lifetime Achievement Award for longterm umping douchebaggery.

I would like the Lannisters to have Boston accents.

Now I kind of want to watch GoT where all the actors have Minnesota accents.

That’s like the sweet spot for watching it on VHS a million times.

Wow call me too invested in it or whatever but I actually fucking HATE Amber’s post. If you’re not going to commit to putting the prongs in your hair you don’t deserve to share a diptych with Ariel you HACK.

Not as bad as the time the band finished a tour of the Far East and he was all, “They were all yelloooooooooooow.”

My general rule is that if a couple is always posting public statements about how much they love each other and how happy they are that they are just hiding some dark shit from us and probably from themselves as well.

I would generally say that any person who brings up IQ “differences between people” is trying to justify their racism with a misunderstanding of social science.

I think “creamed jeans” already speaks volumes.

I believe he committed Wyre Fraud in this case.

I like this joke because I imagine somebody calling the Nuge a liberal.

He always was a fan of taking the under.