Ron Johnson is my senator. After this vote I left a voicemail at his office (it’s gone to voicemail for months now) telling him he deserves a brain tumor like McCain’s. I stand by my statement.

No, it isn’t. “Lack of breasts” isn’t gender neutral when half the population has breasts.

The Nort Remembers

Ughhhh, there’s nothing worse than the hand of the small of my back. I fucking hate that. My skin is crawling just thinking of all the times men have done that to me.

Or find a male friend who is willing to pretend to be the father!

What would happen if the pregnant person said, “I have no idea what the guy’s name was. I had never seen him before or since that night.”

I loathed Yondu and was more or less praying for him to die. I think we were supposed to feel bad for him after that scene with the robot ladies but really I just felt bad for the women who had to play the role of “sex robot that just got fucked by a really dull character.” Thanks, Marvel, for finally getting a bunch…

This part is what gets my goat - NEEDS TO wear prosthetic breasts for a role, like the breasts are the most important part of the character.

Better to spend that money on plane tickets than on healthcare for a local kid in need - after all, prayers can only travel so far, right?

When I’m running, I generally scream (and I’m talking a rage-filled dragon shriek) “ON YOUR RIGHT” at cyclists when they pass me on a shared path without any sort of warning.

I disagree that the “white woman” stuff is a distraction when the one movie Elizabeth Banks has directed is tremendously, overwhelmingly racist.

You’ve never asked a friend for an Advil when you’re at work and you have a headache? You’ve never asked a roommate for a Midol?

There’s also roughly $50 in tolls one way.

Just about any woman wearing shoes is going to be in the shoes of a street harassment victim.

I can’t hear/read the term “taco truck” without getting REALLY FUCKING ANGRY about how we were supposed to have them ON EVERY CORNER and instead we got THIS STUPID BULLSHIT VERSION OF 2017 THAT FUCKING SUCKS

That is the behavior of a man with previous victims.

Oh thank goodness, there is a Bad Apology Bingo card we can use for this http://www.sorrywatch.com/2013/03/04/bad-apology-bingo-2/

*whispering* Is...is Albert Burneko black? Or just his ass?

The Washington Wizards don’t have the worst sports team name in Washington.

It seems like a huge slap in the students’ faces.