All these men are too emotional to be President.

Turk Wendell

When I was maybe 11 I called him The Big Unit. My mom misheard me and said, “How do you even know what that is?!”

So she’s ok with feminism as long as it isn’t intersectional. Cool. Cool. Cool cool cool.

I wonder what he would have to say about mothers staying in their seats to nurse their babies.

But...shouldn’t he have done this before they played the Lions or the Bengals or the Panthers or the Jaguars? There are so many cat teams and he totally wasted this idea!

Plus, if it’s aborted, there is no birth, but they’re too dumb to say “before the due date.” I HATE THEM SO MUCH.

A blue-eyed superhero named Chris? Now I’ve seen everything! (Also, damn, that is a good-looking dude.)

She must be collaborating with Dennis Feinstein.

Fool of a Coug!

He slept with a book of Hitler’s speeches next to his bed, so he’d probably take a Hitler comparison as a compliment.

Is there really a huge number of scandals, though, or is it just that we hear so much about a few that it feels like there are more of them?

He can be Elrond.

This gif makes me feel ill. Yesterday I showed it to a friend who hadn’t seen it before and she actually yelled out in horror and disgust when she saw it. Here’s a palate cleanser!

oh my GOD this family is so fucking weird that wouldn’t surprise me at this point

She’s not good at cyber!

“And rightfully so.” That says so much in three words.

Ohio State! They’re probably mostly at good food science schools.

Having taken a chocolate class in college where we had a tasting at the beginning of class every week, I can assure you that you are supposed to let the chocolate melt a bit in your mouth first so you can taste more of the flavors.

Wait a second, that thought isn’t fun at all!