Have you ever imagined anything?
“I can only relate via my relationship with women.” Try harder.
I wish men would stop saying this. We don’t have value because of our relationships with men - we are people with worth no matter whether we’re related to you or not. Instead of thinking, “what if this happened to my wife/sister/mother/daughter” try thinking “what if this happened to me.” Because that is what we think…
Drew Magary trained for a mere month before trying to complete an American Ninja Warrior course and walked away fine. Teddy Bridgewater has spent his entire life training for football and his knee exploded when he stepped onto a field and no one touched him.
My first football Saturday living in Madison, I decided to go for a run past Camp Randall. It was about 8:30 am on a beautiful fall day and kickoff was at 11:00 am. You know who was out tailgating? One tent full of Eastern Michigan fans. These idiots genuinely think Madison has this crazy exciting football atmosphere…
POOOOOOOOOO urns
The fact that there are only two gates at this stadium bodes poorly for anyone who is in the human stampede when the stadium catches fire or collapses.
Art Modell is the reason I hope there really is a Hell.
like to each other?
Especially since I’m 85% sure that’s Bubbles from The Wire.
You can’t spell tOMMY Craggs without COMMY!!1!
‘RUB THE BUTTONS TO MY SATISFACTION, PROLES’
I was walking across a college campus one day and I was in A Mood so I was striding with extreme purpose when a young guy stepped off the grass onto the sidewalk and just stood there, directly in front of me. I lowered my shoulder instead of trying to avoid him. I didn’t turn around to look, but based on the sound he…
Some people: “I need a gun at all times because I would be calm and capable in a shootout.”
That’s exactly the point - these middle class straight white guys are so removed from it all that it would never occur to them to think “what if I weren’t so privileged?!”
I’m so sick of hearing “how would you feel if your daughter/sister/wife were raped,” “imagine what it would feel like if someone said the horrible shit they’re about to say to someone they cared about.” These people need to imagine how it would feel if it were directed at *them* instead of at anyone else. They need to…
I think you mean Alyson Hannigan (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
I prefer Chanel No. 1.