Pregnancy = no oysters? Why?

Oh, dammit, I'm sorry. That is brutal. Start researching which oysters you're gonna order for your feast.

Really?

I got a confession Burneko. Don't mock me.

None whatsoever. Oyster bars are among the best products of humanity, and it's perfectly OK to let a professional manage your first experience with oysters. Good luck.

Ambiance does subconsciously add to the flavor. I am not from Louisiana but eating them fresh out of the water there does seem to make them a little more awesome. Granted, that's also the only place that Abita and accordion music is a good thing.

My great uncle once slapped me on the back and told me, "Anfernal, the thing you gotta know about oysters is they make the clams wet." I was 11. He was a horrible human being and the oysters-as-aphrodisiac legend is complete bullshit.

I asked my friend for some help shucking oysters as you suggest, but he just ate all of them. He was really shellfish.

Well if someone in DC hit their target you can rule out RG3 as a suspect.

So.....you violated someone's space, he muttered something sotto voce, then you went and wrote an angry screed about it?

I refuse to acknowledge any other Duck Dynasty.

Sure, why not. OR YOU COULD GROW SOME HAIR ON YOUR CHEST AND WHISK THEM WITH YOUR MUSCLES

I use Pam Spray so I can live!

You could just say "Penn State" there.. We all know what you're talking about.

Either metal or doubling up and using the rectangular Pyrex will be fine!

you forgot:

"only football players do that shit"...and continue to have their ass kissed and receive a diploma. A regular student would be kicked out.

It's a shame Christian Ponder is already married, because those two are a perfect match.

You had me at the title. Just preaching to the choir with all of those other quotes.

Why do you need to comment that you don't know someone? That doesn't make sense.