"The landlord is ...a complete fool for renting this house to kids in their twenties and not expecting minor damages to be done or people to be undoubtedly 'intoxicated,'"

A baby walked into a bar and was like.... where the hell did this bar come from?

Can we hear more about this "Liam to Miley: You Disgust Me!" business? Did he finish by turning around in a fast pivot and saying, "Good day...I said GOOD DAY!"?

Haha! That's exactly what I'm doing now. Boyfriend thinks I'm as pretty as ever, but I'm on the sad salad diet for a few weeks. (Barring our anniversary dinner at Animal this weekend! Holy hell, I'm going to get some serious meat sweats from that meal.)

I understand that, but saying that Vera is a bad person in a way that sounds like the desert succulent aloe vera is just such a bizarre way of insulting someone that I feel like I'm missing something.

Racists, dog killers, drunk drivers, felons

The "hard R" doesn't make a fucking bit of difference. He could have said "nigga" with no R, twirled in a flamboyant circle, and done a death drop in a tutu and it would still be considered offensive to me. It's not cute when rappers say it, kids in the street, or overpaid ponytail wearing jerks, regardless of the…

Wait, what do the real victims get?