Virtually ALL for-profit corporations (and a lot of non-profits) have terrible business values. Nature of the beast, since they are run by humans.

COTD! Now my parents will finally get off my back for ditching med school! Woooooooooo!

Isn’t he spending a year dead for tax reasons?

Zaphod’s attention however was elsewhere. His attention was riveted on the ship standing next to Hotblack Desiato’s limo. His mouths hung open.

I believe that Hotblack Desiato may be looking for a new ride, as his old one was stolen at the Restaurant at the End of the universe.

I think the funniest part of the Mercedes Illuminated star is that you can only get it if you cheap out on options that really matter, like adaptive cruise and automatic emergency braking. You are literally making your MB shittier from the factory for the sake of adding the “look at me” emblem.

People whining about the aesthetics of a front plate is honestly the most pathetic thing I have ever seen an adult do.

My lute!

It’s the Thirst Mutilator(tm)!

His tail light has what plants crave

It’s a matter of balance. How much safety is required has to be balanced against how much that safety costs, and how much it adds to the quality of the product.

End of Storey.

(* Rich Energy Drink is not intended to be used as a douche)

It’s what plants crave!

That you remember it was an Applause is the highest compliment its ever had.

There are 37 colleges in my 14,000 km² state. 

Well I was really just messing with you. But IMHO a partner, some excitement and a little risk are some of the things that make life more vibrant. 

Not a successful kidney transplant.

“I’m gonna spend an extra $34,567 just so it ends on a cool number!”