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In related news, one of the BEST races of the year happens this weekend: The V8 Supercars Bathurst 1000. Incredible racing on one of the best tracks anywhere, Mount Panorama. And yes, you WILL see the occasional kangaroo on the track. Hopefully Jalopnik will post streaming links later this week. Don’t miss it!

Das Sad.

I’m pretty upset with how Jezebel readers are being so incredibly dismissive and actually shitty about this.
Nursing is a predominantly female occupation and as such has routinely been dismissed as a less than vocation for exactly that reason. We have to fight to be taken seriously ALL the time. I get shitty comments

DeNiro as a fly-by-night air conditioning repairman*

Torchbug needs to go to the ISS, for science!

Plus, zero-g bug.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,

You have got to be doing something wrong if your 20 year old car looks quite a lot better than your newest model:

No no no, you offer to top off their wiring harness smoke first, then oil, then the jump.

Damn, Honda’s just intent on bloating all its models until they’re almost totally unrecognizable from the original generation, isn’t it? And I thought the Accord and the CR-V had gotten huge.

I like the red though.

The Superbird and Charger Daytona wings had to be that tall so the trunk lid could open beneath them. The wings were mounted to the top of the rear fenders and therefore were stationary.

Grayscale shades shouldn’t count as colors. I don’t say this because of color theory pedantry - I say it because white, grey and black are pretty much givens. They can look good but they’re usually pretty beige and generic.

If only the 1980s movie Brazil had featured the cars as well as having to put up with this lovely Messerschmidt.

That, and we get all the shitty races, in glorious standard-fucking-definition. No Montreal, Silverstone, Monza, Suzuka, COTA, or Interlagos. But hey, we get to see Russia and Abu Dhabi. I don't know which silly bunt decided that was a good idea. Their V8s coverage is about as good. The only decent coverage now is for

Great cars to lease.

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in

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This guy drove a Ferrari around a Hawaiian island for 8 seasons.