The Ferrari salesman, meanwhile, would explain why the fire is a feature, and how it sets Ferrari apart from those other brands....

.....yes.

Nope, just a factual observation. Get away from the cities that are now ground zero for real estate-based money laundering, and it’s as redneck as the deepest American south.

I am in California and used to whine about the price of my E46 M3 until I went to BMW Melbourne in 2009 and saw the sticker price of the then-new E92 M3's. Shut my mouth real fast.

I was gonna comment this. It's ridiculous how Americans get those great cars for so little money but still manage to complain.

Definitely worth it. Though the uhh, upscale wall art in the back there is in Wolfsburg now.

1. Be terrified of something.

http://xkcd.com/826/

Cat Baseball.

Could be worse. Chevrolet ball gag.

Also, make sure to utilize wheels, they are often overlooked as good attachment points.

The coupler comes with, but the driver will only work if there is a math coprocessor and RAM extender are installed.

I had to scroll a long way before I found someone to agree with me! I don't feel well if I go without breakfast unless I sleep through breakfast time (and even then, I'm starving as soon as I wake up). To each their own, obviously, but I was surprised to find so few breakfast eaters in the comments!

Ahhhh, yes, the E46. The last of the classic beemers. Unfortunately, some stoopit euros decided that we need to worry about the safety of pedestrians that get mowed down while too busy staring at their phones to pay attention to traffic signals or whatever.

Man, I bought my daughters a Frozen Jeep Wrangler (which is the exact same truck as this but with slightly different panels and stickers) and it just proves that men are indeed better drivers.

Jaguar is on it. Though it's an electric system so it'll probably only work 30% of the time and have a penchant for catching fire.

I am absolutely stupefied! In my wildest dreams, I never envisioned it would look like this. I LOVE IT!

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