Oh my god! A celebrity has their own opinions but knows how to be respectful to people she doesnt agree with!? how crazy is that!?

That’s the “I can’t win this argument, so I’m going to make myself look morally superior,” response. I guess it’s easier to blame a weapon than a person.

So proud of Villanueva tonight.

And especially win #8008135

This sentence makes my brain hurt.

Rich People.

Gawker Inc. rules state you are only permitted to crack jokes about:

Yes because if there is one place where dumb satirical comments aren't welcome, it's here.

She’s hoping for 40% of the punishment a man would get.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

That’s not how she remembers it.

Since that’s Wilt, the answer is “yes.”

Hot damn that picture just made me pregnant.

You’ve had jobs. Not a loser.

Ultrasonic Debridement is also the name of the yacht owned by Elin Nordegren’s divorce lawyer.

I love that KLove scoop pass so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

The most interesting thing about how Gawker lost the trial was how they lost. They claimed Hulk’s sex live was newsworthy, under the warped, self-aggrandizing perception that journalists are just searching and disseminating truth.

Obligatory:

If I’m an ad person for UA I get Curry in a Stephon/Urkel campaign really fast. Think a funnier Chris Paul twin State Farm idea.

The degree of notice and timing of this are what makes it suspicious. Making the change right before a major, and then promptly busting people at that event just seems a touch shady. If they just slipped it into an email it makes it seem like they just wanted an excuse to bust a bunch of people to make it look like…