I mean, if you don’t slice it then it isn’t a great look. If you slice it up virtually any conceivable way, it’s pretty impressive, except for 2011.

The only reason I ever watch cable news is for the election coverage. It’s not unreasonable to preempt lower rated programs for higher rated ones.

If I called her the makeup girl without proof of her position, I would incur the wrath of Jezebel.

Just like I wouldn’t trust Chris Christie within 100 ft of a buffet.

Never trust a man with two first names.

God, how I have wanted to fling a basketball at Chris Paul’s head. I already loved Boogie, now I somehow love him more.

Oscar Mayer should clearly be #1. Egregious snub.

OSCARS, RANKED;

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

plus Redick, the two Plumlees, Jabari Parker, Austin Rivers, Gerald Henderson, Irving. Then there was Grant Hill, Battier, Boozer, Brand, Dunleavy, Deng, Giminski, Laettner, etc.

Hmmm, 15 year career after being a first round draft pick. Sounds like $100-$150 in career earnings... You are right, that would suck.

What the fuck kind of fucked up comment is that? You’re going on that based on..... What exactly?

For some reason, lately I’ve had a lot of assholes speed up while I’m trying to pass them. This would be perfect!!

To be fair, your overly sensitive (is there any other kind?) feminism makes you attractive to 0% of men and 100% of cis Jezebel readers.

Don’t know about viagra but I know Medicare covered my FILs penis pump.

so introducing frivolous bills when you don’t like what just pass is necessary?

Try again. The yearly amount we are in the red may have been decreasing but the federal deficit has been increasing for everyone of those years you outlined.

easy to say when the deficit in 2009 tripled that of 2008

Before you ever start drinking, make sure you know exactly how many you’re going to have

Some great players have come out of the California Penal League.