690 is pretty big yo. Do you like in a city?

Oh yeah... I wish I had a penny for every time I had to explain that my blonde Paraguayan family has been in the country for hundreds of years and no, not “wink, wink” hundreds of years.

Brazil and Paraguay had Germans before the defeat of the Third Reich. Open a book.

I’m going to assume you are kidding right?

That was one nice internet hug. Thank you!

True.

I wonder what influence shows like this had and continue to have on the way people relate. I remember watching The Real World in college and finding it quite insufferable- all the confessional over-analizing and talking shit behind everyone’s back. Like, no, this is not how people should relate. Dissecting your…

As the wife of someone who keeps doing coke even when it’s ruining our marriage... That is coke. Pure grade A cocaine.

Wait what? Where do you live? Everyone is doing coke right now. Everywhere. It’s not even a tabboo.

It’s something that is part of a culture- it makes the advertiser’s job really easy. They just ride on the coat tails of what is already cool and align themselves to it.

I grew up in South America. Rock and roll is a big deal. Teens and people in their 20's and 30's like the cool, rebellious rock aesthetic of the 60's and 70's. Camel would come out with limited-edition boxes imitating famous works of art, or with the Camel in the style of icons.

I did. It could easily use the word woman instead of “mom”. “the woman claimed it was her, not her daughter who was making the sounds”. There.

I’m not into gratuitous smoking to make it seem cool, but I hate the Ned Flanders type of wholesomeness where cigarettes are left out of movies because who will think of the kids. The world if full of people doing shit that’s bad for them. Teach them to make good choices. Let others make the bad choices they want to…

CAN WE PLEASE STOP REFERING TO WOMEN AS “MOMS”.

I’ll go. I’m not a lesbian, is that ok? I only like Thor type men with a heart of gold, good body but not obsessed with fitness or appearance, blonde hair and naturally tan skin, loyal, woke, kind. So... men who don’t exist. Seriously, I fucking hate most men and would like nothing better than to hang out in an island…

Yeah. I would fuck him and not give him my name or phone number and use protection and probably not suck his dick (because of disease but also probably doesn’t deserve it). But I have no problem admitting how attractive he is. He is beautiful and I’m not a hypocrite.

I’d fuck the shit out of him.

He is unbelievably beautiful. Are we supposed to ignore it?

Why would she know who he is? He is a hot model working in Europe and they are partying on a boat. They had a few drinks and started making out.

Do you Google the full name of everyone you are about to casually kiss at a party? Tres creepy.