Until Chris Pratt fucks it up

“that’s not our demographic”... I admire your composure. What they were saying is very, very clear!

They kept talking about “Hollywood” including themselves in the concept even though they all live in the suburbs of NY, being all self-congratulatory about the dumbest shit, posting the most vain shit you’ve ever seen on Instagram (including one girl’s sexy American flag bikini photo shoot with the caption “America...…

Oh my GAWD with these young somewhat famous fashion people and their moody faces with 90's glasses. You are not Winona Ryder, you are not River Phoenix you are not intellectuals. You are just rich kids who party in Paris. Take 23 seats please, Stella Maxwell.

Ah, conceded. In an attempt to excuse myself, I have had the “pleasure” of having to deal with actors, wannabe actors, mediocre directors and their ilk all last month and many of them would indeed, write that in earnest.

When you get a private room strippers like to take your clothes off sometimes. It’s fun.

One scenario was driving cross country and going to a rest stop to use the bathroom. It was in CT and I was salty because the last one I stopped at in NC had great dog tied, a dog run, and water fountains. This one had nothing in the middle of July.

You sound like you have no empathy or compassion. I don’t trust narcissists like you.

You lost me at “ we in the business”.

He doesn’t owe her a hug. But also I fucking hate how celebrities explain themselves after incidents like these saying “I didn’t know who she/he was”. You are basically explaining that were you to know the other person was famous too, you would have hugged/talked/whatever. He mistook her for a REGULAR, you see...

You reading comprehension is severely lacking. The order of statements in a narrative is important to content.

My gynecologist does a whole panel- regular STDs plus HPV screening. Everyone should do it. Just make it part of your annual check up, or more often if needed. Also, the web is not very detailed when it comes to information on contracting disease. For example, HPV is easier t get for a man giving oral to a women than…

“my story”

It’s almost like you didn’t read what I said... I did mention that I bring her in if there is no sign that says otherwise. And it’s not just for shits and giggles- it gets upwards of 100 degrees where I live so leaving the dog in the car is not an option. Neither is tying her in a busy parking lot.

I had HPV as a teenager. And pre-cancer in my cervix. It was real fun to hear the word “cancer” and “we will have to burn a layer of skin inside your vagina” at 17. So I get tested because I’m afraid of it coming back. Sometimes we like to go to strip clubs together and strippers are extra attentive to attractive…

Duh. The joker is the one with the nicer skin.

I think that like me he doesn’t pay attention? We are one of those people who don’t mind condoms. Although I brought some back from Argentina and saw how thick Trojans are! I will go buy some variety packs at the pharmacy and test out brands.

It was at Stringfellows in London. They are known for their food as much as for their boobs.

Insane how many men don’t know how to properly dispose of condoms.

These are all good and useful. It’s important to take it slow and let them de-stress. And the delicious treat thing makes a HUUUUGE difference... Keeping a very valuable treat for important times is worth it.