You know, the pie about that article from Stewart, I think, really pies the really unfortunate pie how piewerful, successful women are always pied to pie in compietition with each other when they should be pieing together to lift up other pies so they can pie.

I don't consider racism a gimmick and I don't have the privilege of being able to shrug my shoulders and "meh" racism, so I'll continue to rail Iggy for being talentless trash.

Hey fellow kiwi (I can only assume). When you said your relationship was abusive, and then you mentioned your little foster kitties, I got very worried, because abusers so often take shit out on animals, even if just to wind up and threaten their human victims. I thought your story was about to get terribly,…

Yup. You made me cry. This is the one story that made me cry.

Thank you guys so much...

She should be made a Disney Princess but without all the glam treatment and watering down of her story.

She stayed at school for the rest of the day after finding out that she was a Nobel laureate. I don't know why that stands out to me amongst all of her other amazing, but seriously.

What an amazing girl. I'm proud to share the planet with someone like her.

To be inspired , lifted and changed by someone else's bravery and clarity is so rare. Well done Malala. Peace in action and peace in word. We all admire you.

The night my otherwise obscenely-affectionate-to-everyone dog went borderline Kujo (low growl, ears back, gaze locked) on a large drunk dude stumbling towards us down the street was secretly one of my prouder moments. While I know it's not foolproof, it would seem that the dude 'gets it' in terms of threatening…

Yeah maybe if they had a "most improved" category, or a "you're doing better, but still have a long way to go in regards to the people your institution disenfranchises" category the pope might have a shot....

So pleased with the actual winners. Nice start out the day with some good news for a change.

The pope thing- I. Just. Don't. Understand. So many of my friends and coworkers are so into him and I'm just: congrats dude. You are slightly less of a bigoted asshole than everyone else who has had your job? Really setting the bar high there.

That's delightful. 'Malala , you won the Nobel Prize!' 'Oh..that's great. I'll talk about it after school. Ciao!!'

From her foundations twitter account.

I wish I didn't have this nagging feeling that this was a semi-cheesy political agenda from the Nobel board in specifically splitting the award between a Pakistani and Indian this year.

Yeah, well, when I was 17 I came in 4th place on my high school football team's punt, pass and kick competition but, you know, no big deal.

She truly deserves this. She survived the Taliban's bullet, but most importantly, survived the Taliban's rhetoric.

She is also the perfect response to the inevitable Thanksgiving tirade from Drunk Uncle: "I bet you can't name me one Mooslim that had come out and said terrorism is wrong!"

So incredibly awesome. I love this girl with the fiery passion of star going supernova. Even if she never does another thing in her life, she's definitely earned this honor for her incredibly brave activism.

Waking up to this headline is the best feeling. Go Malala!